Saturday, September 24, 2011

IVF Remix

So, in the wake of my second cancellation... no change of plan.

I call with CD1 for another baseline.

Based on the series of progesterone levels they took, the clinic believes I ovulated maybe the day before I got my period last week. They tried to tell me that it was "dysfunctional uterine bleeding" and not a period, but I'm not buying that. They think I'll get my period next week. I'm betting on early in the second week of October, because that would be the absolute worst possible timing for me to be out of work for retrieval later that month (and right on schedule according to my iPhone).

Any takers?


  1. are we running a betting pool? If so I'm totally in!
    *bitch slapping your body and demanding it cooperates*
    *apologizing for the bitch slap and giving you a hug instead*

  2. I just want to give you a seriously big hug. Actually, I want to get the hottest man in Hollywood to come and give you a big hug for me. You deserve it. We may have to invent a new word for frustration, don't you think? One that has a subtle tinge of f*ck you universe to it? That being said, bless your heart for keeping your sense of humor. Any which way, I hope you get your period at the most convienient time and that you get nothing but all the very good things you deserve. For realz yo! xoxo